AFTN’S TOP TEN LISTS: TOP TEN REASONS TO LOOK FORWARD TO THE SECOND DIVISION CAMPAIGN (JUNE 2008)

(10) Our New Year’s “derby” game is 141 miles closer

(9) Forfar bridies ain’t what they’re cracked up to be

(8) We get to feel that we live like kings when we visit the squalor of Alloa

(7) Peterhead social club is the biz

(6) We don’t have to go to England

(5) Hampden stewards are just such fun

(4) We don’t have to see that freaky Dumbarton ballboy

(3) The banter!

(2) We don’t have to go to fucking Airdrie

(1) We’re going to be Champions come May 2009!